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[04 May 2003|08:43pm]
wow i havent updated in like a month O.o lol. but yea my life is like a roller coaster right now, things have been good and things have been bad. i went on a cruise the other week and it was so awesome omg! lol not only were the guys hott, but mexico was awesome too. and lol we kept on making fun of the mexicans who keep on trying to sell stuff to us. i think i even spoke spanish to them too-wow i have no life lol. our tour guide was cool-and since theres no legal drinking age in mexico (besides places where they know kids are going to be...but even then the age is only 18) ppl kept on asking me if i wanted alcohol. and there was this one guy on the beach walking around with a thingy on his back that had tequila in it, it was so funny.

i also went to a Finch concert with kelly, which was also fun cause it was lol. plus i made a friend there who got me a guitar pick lol. there was aslo a really really cute kid there whose name was joe (not fransisco-casue hes not cute lol) we talked a lil bit while we were waiting for finch to come on stage. and then for the finch part of the concert kelly got to sit on the stage-and this girl kept on pushing her way thru, so me and kelly kept on talking how tall ppl shouldnt be in the front and stuff so she moved over-i was like hell yes we won, we are victorious...lol yes i know im a dork.

other than that stuff has been same old same old...but this past weekend steve had a party, and there were guys over for the whole weekend!! what was really fun was this game we played, and one team had their shirts on (yes i was on that team) and the other team didnt, so i got to see some sexy abs lol...i wonder if nathan has a gf ::ponders:: lol-ill ask steve later.

i also went to see X2 with krysh which was a kick-ass movie...but i really cant wait until the matrix unloaded somes out...now that is going to be like the kick-ass of all kis-ass movies lol. anyways krysh is really obsesed with pyro, andlol its funny...but ice man can kick his hass both physically and with his mutant powers muhahahha. lol. and pyro also went to the bad side with Magneto, so you can xpect in the 3rd Xmen that hes gonna be with them. ::freezes dr. pepper::-lol only if you saw the movie
5 shibbiies| shibby

[07 Apr 2003|10:37am]
wow i havent updated in a long time on this journal, but like i said my other journal, www.blurty.com/users/cool_cat, is the journal i always use. so if you care that much about my life then you can read that journal. otays?
well life is borig around this neck of the woods, but hey im going on my cruse in 5 days!!!!!! i cant wait, im like mom im probably going to start packing like 2maro lmao. my aunt had brought over suitcases for us to use, and there was a big one and 2 lil ones and i was like i call the big one and my moms like, uh-oh there goes the suitcase.-lol my family is special so shutup. lol jk.
i slept over kryshas house last night, it wa fun. her bro josh had a party so my bro and a bunch of their friends were over playing starcraft like the nerds they are lmao, and last night wen i was on the computer (well really this morning), i wa like 2 in the morning and then all of a sudden this alert thingy comes up and it tells me that we are in daylight savings time so then it was 3 oclock and i was like WTF! but me and krysh didnt got ot sleep til 5 i think, maybe earlier, but if it wasnt daylight savings time then it would of been 4.
yesterday we went to go see MAME, it was a musical play put on by our school, and my english teacher was the one who ran it, so she told us if we went that we would get xtra credit, so we did. and she saw us there so whether or not shell even ask us for the signed program is a question lol, but since we got one signed for aisha, she might ask if she was htere with u or not so if she says yes shell be like well i didnt see you there, s it would be better off if aisha said she went ot a different playing if mrs barkin asks. yea, and after the intermission we all sat next to pinto in the back cause he was doing to sound stuff. and it ws so fun back there. but he didt invite us to the party in the guy dressing room :( lol. "if only he knew the things that went thru my head, then he would unterstand my actions." (dont ask)
i really really want to see phone booth, the core, bulletproof monk, a man apart, that sary movie that me and krysha saw the commercial for last night, anger management, head of state, and identity...i think theres one more but the name just skipped my mind lol.
wow this entry is getting really realy long, so all end all of your miseries. peace :D
shibby

my trip to AZ [25 Feb 2003|01:30pm]
i was supposed to go to school today but our plane got delayed yesterday firest because the plane that was coming to pick us up from seattle got cancelled, so they had to fly in another plane to get us. THEN when we were waiting for all the planes to take off in the west position, a circuit braker broke so we had to turn the plane around and go back to the dock, and it took like 45 mins to fix it. SO because of that we missed our connecting flight in baltimore, so we had to be put on a waiting list for a 9:30 plane which we never got on, adn then we just barely made it on the 10:00 flight to get us back to Bradley airport lmao. but other than that i guess i had a fun time in AZ, but becasue of my plane being late i missed the foo fighters on david letterman :(
shibby

[11 Feb 2003|04:36pm]
check this out :

http://running.nike.com/nikerunning/shoxnz/pretzel.jhtml
shibby

^.^ just peachy ^.^ [11 Feb 2003|03:22pm]
today was interesting, in bio we disected a sheeps eye which was ok, it wasnt really gross at all. then after we got the cornea, and the iris, and the jelly out, we had to tak the retna out, only imy eye didnt have a retna lmao. it was pretty funny. mr peterson called my eye a oh defective one, and before he said, oh look at my hunny's (while looking at all the sheep eyes, lmfao). after we had to name all the eye parts that we took out, i threw my fjelly from my sheep eye on brian and Van's table and it splattered all over the place! it was quite funny, then van hit my back with a spunge that had the soap WITH bleach in it, and so on my fave sweatshirt, my UCONN one, has a big old red spot on the back, that isnt that bad...but he still bleached my freaking shirt!!!!! i swear i am going to get Van back SO BAD!!! and heck while im at it, ill get brian too!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! then i had to take a english test, which i most likely failed cause i forgot to study for the vocab part ::EH!!:: but oh well. it doesnt matter to me.

Last night since i was banished to my room without tv for the rest of the night, i worked on my tobey scrapbook, which might i add is very good, but anyways i was all depressed cause i ran outta pages right when i was getting into the scrapbooking mood, so i then decided to use my other misc. scrapbook and do some pages from when I went ot New York and Block Island...but sadly enough i only got 1 page done of New York before my dad allowed me to watch CSI:Miami since there was a very good chance that we were going to have a delay the next morning...but the only thing is, WE DIDNT!!!!!!!! i was like wtf the whole morning, becasue every single school in the whole freaking state had a delay, including my dads school, and we were stuck goign to school on the icy roads with snow ontop of the ice, which made it even worse! and, we almost freaking spun out...hehehe...it was funny tho ::toro toro ^.^ (lol krysh, remember?::
shibby

[10 Feb 2003|12:46pm]
i forgot, i also have a ujournal (www.ujournal.net/users/wishgvr)
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
2 shibbiies| shibby

[10 Feb 2003|12:36pm]
ok, i guess im back to this journal as well as my blurty (www.blurty.com/users/cool_cat) and also my most rcently made journal, my cool journal (www.cooljournal.net/users/squirt) and of course this journal! and what ill probably do is just copy all the entrys to all my journals, or i might type a different one....depending on my mood lol.

well anyways today we had a shortened day, and im gonna go and see if i can make plans to go sledding at my grandfathers...ttfn!!
shibby

[12 Nov 2002|05:49pm]
hey guys sry but you know this journal i use sometimes, but not all the time....so if you want you can either come to my blurty.com journal and my username is cool_cat...or my ujournal one, username wishgvr...adios!!!!!
shibby

sry [12 Oct 2002|12:34pm]
sry i havent updated my journal in a while but i got a new one at ujournal.org and my username is wishgvr.....so you can read my journal there, PEACE OUT!
shibby

[19 Aug 2002|02:54pm]
[ mood | pissed at the world ]

well its offical...today is the worst day of my whole entire life...well it ties up pretty damn well with November 13th-the day of my grandfather's death. see i just got back horrible news about my grandmother...well shes not supposed to make it through tonight and i dont want her to die but at the same time i dont want to see her suffer anymore. i was supposed to go to the hospitol with my dad and bros but me and steve figured that we had a really good visit with our grandmother yesterday and so i dont want to see her today because i have been told that the are going to be taking out her trach (a pipe that goes into your throat, which helps you breath and your cough) and i dont know if that is the correct spelling but you know what i dont care all i know is after tonight i am gonna be one family member shorter and you know how much that is gonna suck???.....MAJOR SUCKAGE...not kidding because she was my closest grandparent her and my grandfather who died last year. i just hope...if in fact she does pass tonight god takes her and reunites her with her husband. we all love you grandma <3<3<3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

shibby

rhode island this weekend...... [19 Aug 2002|10:30am]
i went there with cc...ewwwwweeee, last time i ever do that.....but the good thing is, i got to meet this guy....now yes he was cute and even betta he lives like 15-20 mins away from me. but it was all kool and...we got to see signs, but cc ruined it cause she talks too much...and well she ruined alot of my vacation.
shibby

dear abby stumpers [25 Jul 2002|05:27pm]
DEAR ABBY STUMPERS

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to
answer:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a
social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go
everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into
their apartment or come out. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
money with him.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against
his own?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He
must be crazy.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor
a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
couldn't, and he did it.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she
is going through her mental pause?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a
doctor. What now?
shibby

just bad... [25 Jul 2002|05:26pm]
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he
asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the
drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top
of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
shibby

elderly couples when they have nothing to do [25 Jul 2002|05:25pm]
An elderly couple were enjoying the evening by swinging on the front porch
and looking at the beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol'lady reaches
over and knocks the hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the porch
and into the bushes.

The ol' man slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to his
wife on the swing. He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was
that for Ma?"

She replies: "That's for having a small one!"

A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and knocks the hell
out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes.

She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Pa. She sits
here a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for Pa?"

He replies: "That's for knowing there was more than one size."
shibby

men... [25 Jul 2002|05:23pm]
Two Accountants were biking across the park when one said "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."

The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit"
shibby

men..... [25 Jul 2002|05:21pm]
Two Accountants were biking across the park when one said "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."

The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit"
shibby

men..... [25 Jul 2002|05:21pm]
Two Accountants were biking across the park when one said "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."

The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit"
shibby

blonde joke [25 Jul 2002|05:18pm]
Your daily humor:

There was this bar and blondes were celebrating in the corner, with beers
shouting, "41 days, 41 days!!!!"

The bartender watched as they more came in and joined the celebration.

He was finally so curious that he went over and said, "Why are you
celebrating shouting, '41 days, 41 days!!!'?" And a blonde held up a 4 piece
puzzle box and said, "The box said 4 to 6 years, and it only took us 41
days!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shibby

jokes [25 Jul 2002|05:12pm]
There was this bar and blondes were celebrating in the corner, with beers
shouting, "41 days, 41 days!!!!"

The bartender watched as they more came in and joined the celebration.

He was finally so curious that he went over and said, "Why are you
celebrating shouting, '41 days, 41 days!!!'?" And a blonde held up a 4 piece
puzzle box and said, "The box said 4 to 6 years, and it only took us 41
days!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Two Accountants were biking across the park when one said "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."

The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".

An elderly couple were enjoying the evening by swinging on the front porch
and looking at the beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol'lady reaches
over and knocks the hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the porch
and into the bushes.

The ol' man slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to his
wife on the swing. He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was
that for Ma?"

She replies: "That's for having a small one!"

A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and knocks the hell
out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes.

She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Pa. She sits
here a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for Pa?"

He replies: "That's for knowing there was more than one size."

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he
asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the
drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top
of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

DEAR ABBY STUMPERS

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to
answer:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a
social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go
everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into
their apartment or come out. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
money with him.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against
his own?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He
must be crazy.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor
a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
couldn't, and he did it.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she
is going through her mental pause?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a
doctor. What now?
shibby

jokes [25 Jul 2002|05:12pm]
There was this bar and blondes were celebrating in the corner, with beers
shouting, "41 days, 41 days!!!!"

The bartender watched as they more came in and joined the celebration.

He was finally so curious that he went over and said, "Why are you
celebrating shouting, '41 days, 41 days!!!'?" And a blonde held up a 4 piece
puzzle box and said, "The box said 4 to 6 years, and it only took us 41
days!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Two Accountants were biking across the park when one said "Where did you get
such a great bike?"

The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."

The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".

An elderly couple were enjoying the evening by swinging on the front porch
and looking at the beautiful sunset. After a few minutes the ol'lady reaches
over and knocks the hell out of the ol' man who goes flying off the porch
and into the bushes.

The ol' man slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to his
wife on the swing. He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was
that for Ma?"

She replies: "That's for having a small one!"

A few more minutes go by and the ol' man reaches over and knocks the hell
out of his wife, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes.

She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Pa. She sits
here a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for Pa?"

He replies: "That's for knowing there was more than one size."

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a
cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he
asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the
drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top
of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

DEAR ABBY STUMPERS

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to
answer:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a
social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go
everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into
their apartment or come out. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
money with him.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,



Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against
his own?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He
must be crazy.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor
a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
couldn't, and he did it.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she
is going through her mental pause?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a
doctor. What now?
shibby

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